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06 July 2010

Finally... the PR or ER T-Shirts.


Shipping begins next Tuesday, and I'm ordering limited runs until I have a clear idea of how many you fuckers are going to order.  To you fat fucks, it sucks that they're more expensive, but when little kids are going unclothed, and the printer has to steal bedsheets and destroy big-top tents to make them, you pay a little extra.  To whoever wanted the 4XLs, I didn't put any in the first run, but if you and anyone who wants smalls email me, I'll place another order shortly and ensure that I get some of those sizes in there.

Represent yo' shit muthafuckas!



Sizes



52 comments :

  1. Now requesting:

    Special edition Dracoy "h8r" T-shirt

    Have Chaos & Pain written in some moonspeak on the front.

    On the back make it say

    HE

    H8

    ME

    That would make me happy.

    That is all.

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  2. PR or ER. That's pretty catchy. I almost like that enough to stop being a penny pinching Jew. Maybe when I get a few more paychecks...

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  3. How do these fit size wise?

    I am typically between L and XL, at 6'4 are these long enough in the L,

    Just tryna get a guage on whether these are fitted or bigger,

    Thanks.

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  4. Second the HE H8 ME t-shirt, that would just be the best

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  5. Can you order me one in XX Small with the midriff cut out?

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  6. You should have 2 stick figures on the shirt. One bending over and grabbing his ankles and the other keistering the ankle grabber. Maybe off to the side a photo of C&P giving a big thumbs up.

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  7. Rant checks this website more than most of Jamie's adherents do.

    Rant, what does your t-shirt look like? A prolapsed rectum with a kettlebell shoved in? Maybe off to theside a photo of you giving a big thumbs up?

    I hope your kids get cancer. Seriously. Preferably pancreatic. That'd be awesome.

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  8. Boni,

    All kidding aside. I do rib C&P and I think he understands it's just good natured ball busting. You can say whatever you want about me but my family is off limits. Most men understand this unwritten code. I'm not sure what your fucking problem is but you must be one demented pervert to say those things about children. I am being 100% serious. Be a man and leave my kids out of it.

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  9. Just ordered :) quickly changing the subject (as i just can't get on the forums for some retard reason) has anyone ever split up their heavy lifing over each day? I.e. push/pulls one day then squat variants on the other days whilst throwing in some lighter stuff in the AM? I'm just always too fucked after work to give adequate volume and intensity to 3 heavy lifts on my heavy days plus i'm looking to lean out a bit quicker so i thought i'd give 2 a days a shot.

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  10. Yeah, anonymous. It's chaos and pain for a reason, you can do your lifts whenever the fuck you want.

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  11. Rant: "You can say whatever you want about me but my family is off limits. Most men understand this unwritten code. I'm not sure what your fucking problem is but you must be one demented pervert to say those things about children. I am being 100% serious. Be a man and leave my kids out of it."

    By your own definition, you yourself are not a man. You repeatedly made comments about Jamie's father. So, it's ok since his father is a senior citizen, but it's no ok since your children are young? So you just revealed yourself to be not only a hypocrite, but an ageist. Go back to your depressing blog and see if they can treat your 'disease' before your children try to kill themselves from having you as a depressing role model.

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  12. I have never nor will I ever disparage any member of C&Ps family or any ones else’s for that matter. I have been saying stupid shit on the internet since 1998 at old school strength. Never once have I broken my cardinal rule. If you’re posting shit you are fair game just like me. I don’t drag innocents into the shit talking especially a man’s family. You people are having a difficult time differentiating between what’s right and the fact that I’m a douchebag. The truth is the truth no matter who it comes from.

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  13. Dirty Bitch said, "You repeatedly made comments about Jamie's father. "

    I would love to see you prove this statement.

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  14. "good natured ball busting"? You are insane.
    Go have a drink.

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  15. Hey Rant,
    Just because you got them to get inside the van doesn't mean you can call them yours.

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  16. "I have been saying stupid shit on the internet since 1998 at old school strength." Oh, I get it: You are a retard.
    Hopefully, those kids you suddenly seem so worried about, can get away from you ASAP.
    Where is "Protective Services" when you need them?

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  17. Well, among other comments:
    June 25, 2010 1:55 PM Rant said...
    "[insert rest of BS comment here] ... P.S. I wrote that shit about your dad being a cross between Dick Cheney and Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter. Yeah, that's right. What the fuck are you going to do about it? A paleo man would come to the Moynihan Institute and fight me. You'll probably blog about it. Tell me how many paleo men blogged? You're a pathetic piece of shit."

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  18. for european sizes what is it,i dont want to get something that turns out to be a fucking dress, you loveable american doughballs

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  19. How much is shipping to Canada?

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  20. It's the same as any other country. I had to average the cost to ship overseas, so you guys got fucked in the spirit of the socialism you foreigners love so much. $6.50 for 1 item, and then I think it goes to $7.50 for the next. I'm losing money on shipping to certain places, like Germany, so you guys are making up those costs.

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  21. European sizes are the same as American sizes, in my experience. I'll get some berets in the works for your Europeans, lest you worry you'll tarnish your metro images, haha.

    I thoroughly enjoy watching Rant get pwned by his own words.

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  22. Don't you lump us english in with those dodgy europeans and their strange metrosexual ways. I'm all about the hooliganism, binge drinking and slut smashing. None of that male grooming and cafe shit for me haha. Will place my order once i get home.

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    http://isaacohman.carbonmade.com/

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  24. Clothing is the same size. When you do a C&P condom run, remember that US small = Euro XXL

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  25. ^win

    That is all

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  26. Dirty Bitch,

    "P.S. I wrote that shit about your dad being a cross between Dick Cheney and Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter. Yeah, that's right. What the fuck are you going to do about it? A paleo man would come to the Moynihan Institute and fight me. You'll probably blog about it. Tell me how many paleo men blogged? You're a pathetic piece of shit."


    That would be great and all if it weren't for one thing. I didn't write that. Is that how it works around here? You just attribute any old shit to any one you want to in order to make a point. Lame.

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  27. C&P said: "I thoroughly enjoy watching Rant get pwned by his own words."

    LOL at the "man" that went running away with his tail between his legs after getting bitch slapped over at IGX.

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  28. HAHAHAHA!! Rant, fuck you and fuck your dirty kids. They're probably not even yours...your old lady--who looks like she hit the wall running, hard--probably stepped out on your bald ass with the mailman.

    Again: CANCER. LARGE, HEALTHY, INCURABLE DOSES OF IT. For your kids. I hope you get to watch them slowly wither and I hope their hair falls out so they look like their father. You can even shave your eyebrows to make 'em feel better.

    You post shit on a website, then go and check to see the response you get...then get indignant when thing don't quite go your way. You're sure you're a grown man?

    What are you going to do, beat me up because I broke your cardinal sin?

    Fuck you, your ugly hag of a wife and your kids.

    By the way, Jamie, again, awesome shirts.

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  29. BONI WINS


    FLAWLESS VICTORY

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  30. Boni,

    If I had a nickel of every internet tough guy that tried to break my balls I'd be a rich man. This shit doesn’t ruffle me in the least but like other tough guys I’d like to give you the opportunity to meet me face to face. I travel a lot. Where do you live? I live in Boston. What do you say? I wonder how the conversation would go down if we were to meet man to man? Out of dozens of offers to similar on-line tough guys only one took me up on it. He turned out to be a pretty decent guy that had a big mouth with no bite. We shook hand and let it all go. I can be like that Boni. What do you say?

    Rant

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  31. Rant has hidden everything about himself. you can't interact on his blog, no pictures (one ugly mug shot), no video, etc.
    Now he calls out Boni and says he is in "Boston"
    I don't believe it. WHERE in Boston??

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  32. Rant just called someone out over the internet. That just happened.

    So you know, fucktard, I didn't "run away with my tail between my legs." I find that forum intensely boring, given that it's a pack of fat non-lifters babbling on about bullshit like TRX aqnd P90X. I was invited there, and got quickly bored with endless nonsensical ad homs, and a total lack of substantive commentary. You've yet to dispute a single theory I've posited with a verifiable fact, or even a substantive theory of your own- you simply make baseless claims bereft of supporting arguments, and claim victory. Your words are, as I've stated before, as bloated and feeble as your body.

    As to the comment above, I believe the poster called himself Rant. I highly doubt anyone else would lay claim to your moniker, as it drips with failure and is tainted by physical, emotional, and mental weakness. I never really addressed the comments about my dad, due to the fact that I'm confident he'd cheerfully murder the entire family of that poster, were he to catch wind of the profligate nonsense that issues forth from you or your doppelganger daily.

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  33. Yo Rant,

    I'm going 2 hire a hooker to do you and get pregnant. Then I'm going to pay her money 2 abort the fetus. Then I'm going to wear the fetus on a necklace around my neck to the club and take all sorts of pictures with dime pieces hanging off me. U will be all sorts of emotionally conflicted because one 1 hand you'll be all jealous of me, and on the other you'll be mad at me because your dead offspring will be dangling from my neck. Also, I'll probably put some diamond studs on the fetus's head, so he'll (or she'll) be all blanged out cause that's that ONLY way that Dracoy rolls to the club. Don't h8 the playa h8 the game. Be-otch!

    Yo Jamie,

    That shirt is tight as hell, but I'm probably going 2 get the logo tattooed on my neck, so I don't want 2 be redundant with my threads. My ink will do all the talking 4 me. We in this together, dog.

    Yo He Hate Me,

    I like the way u think. But instead of a shirt saying "He H8 Me" I think it should be like "H8 on Deez Nuts H8r or E.R." And it should have the CNP logo written in mandarin so that everyone knows ur reppin the Asian Chaos and Pain. What do u think?

    Peace to all (except the h8rs),
    Dracoy

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  34. Yo Dracoy,
    I like the way you throw it down all raw like dat. You just str8 up owned that h8er Rant.

    I bet HE'S the one who will be headed off into the internet wilderness with HIS tail between his legs.

    HA!

    Keep representin' for us Asian lifters.

    Holla,
    Ya boy

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  35. Say what you will about me but I do tend to energize threads. C&P should be thanking me.

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  36. Say what you will about me but I do tend to energize threads. C&P should be thanking me.

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  37. Ten bucks says Rant is just a spiteful and vengeful Justin James.

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  38. HAHAHAHA. Dracoy's a fucking comedic genius. Anyone who gets a CnP tat will get whatever free shit I can send them, haha. I've got more tshirt designs in the works, and Dracoy's definitely going to like the next one.

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  39. good work jamie - keep it up

    You should put your drawings on the front of the t-shirts. All those crazy creatures, warriors, vikings, cyclops etc

    Also, the elmo sucks pic, if you have the copyright?

    I've been up to date with the blog, but not really with the comments - this rant geezer seems like a total asshole - shut the fuck up and stop hating on C&P

    representing the UK hooligans

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  40. Make some on white motherfucker

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  41. hey any chance of this design being put on a tank top? ya I said it, a wife beater...lol

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  42. Hey man, how do these fit?

    You should post something about this on Arthur's.

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  43. Anon-

    They're called scissors, motherfucker. You do have thumbs, right?

    GMOTU- They're pretty standard as fat as tshirts go. Kind of hard to tell you how a tshirt fits. I didn't want to poach on Arthur's territory, you know?

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  44. Azzuck23-

    I've got a fucking crazy design in the works with my own art on it. Not sure about what design it is to which you're referring with the elmo sucks thing though.

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  45. I thought I should tell you that there does not seem to be a way to buy more than one size at the same time.

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  46. That's fucking weird. I'll look into that.

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  48. are the shirts made of 100% cotton? do they shrink or are they preshrunk?

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  49. Hey Jamie,

    I am trying to order one of your shirts but nothing happens when I click the 'buy now' button. What gives?

    -Derek

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  50. What size shirt would you advise a size 10 bird to get? I think that's 110 pounds or so in 'American'.
    Would the smallest still be too big for a girl?
    LOVE your blog C&P!
    xx
    Representing for Australia

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  51. Ha ha, no wait... I'm about 128 pounds... (58kgs)
    xx
    Representing for Australia

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